Ranked: 7 Monday-Morning Celebrity Moments, From 'Aww' To 'F--k Him'

Stop scrolling, because Monday morning has delivered a jock strap saga, a 24-year-old feud finally ending, and one TLC star with ZERO chill left. We ranked the juiciest stories of the last 24 hours from sweetest to spiciest. 🔥

7. Sofia Vergara Slays Paris Fashion Week

We'll start gentle. Page Six reports Sofia Vergara turned heads in a burgundy leather dress at Paris Fashion Week, apparently after dining out until the wee hours.

Burgundy leather AND no sleep? That's called range. Lowest on the drama scale, highest on the "yes, ma'am" scale.

6. Jack Osbourne And Daughter Pearl Pay Tribute To Ozzy

Sweet one alert. According to E! News, Jack Osbourne and his 14-year-old daughter Pearl went to the Ozzy Osbourne-themed maze at Horror Nights, more than a year after the rocker's death.

Grab a tissue. The Prince of Darkness would've LOVED a maze.

5. Kim Kardashian On Reining In North's Fame Ambitions

In a Sunday Times interview covered by Page Six, Kim says North, 13, "loves it a little bit more than the rest" of her kids, and that she tries to avoid doing "everything that comes her way."

North, for her part, has said that music is "what I wanna do with my life." Kim says she and Kanye are on the same page about what North takes on. Parenting a budding pop star: it's a lot.

4. Phil Collins And Paul McCartney Finally Kiss And Make Up

A feud from the 2002 Queen's Jubilee Concert is OVER. Phil Collins told Piers Morgan, as recapped by E! News, that Paul's "He's a big fan, our little Phil" comment rubbed him the wrong way.

Fast-forward: Paul phoned him this year, Phil said he wished he'd never said anything, and the pair "kissed and made up." 24 years! We love a reconciliation.

3. Lizzo Says She Had To "Make Peace" With Her Lawsuit Aftermath

Per E! News, three years after two harassment and discrimination lawsuits (the second of which was completely dismissed), Lizzo is speaking about finding peace with it all. A more reflective entry on this list, and a notable one.

2. John Oliver Buys Russell Crowe's Jock Strap. AGAIN.

Yes, really. The Hollywood Reporter says the Last Week Tonight host has re-acquired the jock strap Crowe wore in Cinderella Man, for the third time.

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Oliver first bought it at Crowe's 2018 divorce auction for $7,000.
It sold again for $21,000 in 2025, then $10,000 in August this year, to a buyer who turned out to be the show's team.
Oliver told the audience, "of course we f---ing bought it back."

An item with a better travel history than most of us. We cannot WAIT to find out where it goes next.

1. Janelle Brown Torches Kody On The Sister Wives Premiere

The most dramatic of the day. On the season 21 premiere, E! News reports Janelle slammed Kody's claim that she cooked up a "backdoor deal" to cut Meri out of the Coyote Pass sale money.

Her verdict on his season 20 apology tour: "I don't think it was necessarily that sincere, because there's been no contact since." Her verdict on Kody, in her own words? "So, f--k him."

Her point: "if I had been scheming, you would not have known it." Janelle does not play. Kody and Robyn have officially left the show, so this is Janelle's moment.

Your Turn

That's our ranking, but we know you have opinions. Is Janelle's takedown really the top story, or does the Russell Crowe jock strap deserve to win on sheer absurdity?

Drop your own ranking in the comments. 👇