Ranked: 7 Entertainment Moments From The Weekend, From 'Sweet Goodbye' To 'Wait, WHAT?'

Stop scrolling, because the weekend gave us a pizza-wielding rat, a very tangled wedding twist and one seriously tiny mob boss. We ranked the best of it, from the sweetest to the most "wait, WHAT?"

Some of these are fun, a couple are tender, and all of them are 100% real. Let's go.

7. Dave Bautista Is Bulking Up For Kratos

Dave Bautista is officially Kratos-ing. According to Deadline, he's put on 20 pounds, is back at 250, and has grown out the beard to match the God of War look.

He took over the Prime Video role after Ryan Hurst tore a bicep during a stunt, and filming restarted from scratch. Bautista's "like ridin a bike!" energy is the most relatable gym content we've seen all year.

6. Harry Styles Added "Psycho Killer" To His Final MSG Night

Tucked inside the big goodbye, The Hollywood Reporter says Harry slipped in a surprise cover of Talking Heads' "Psycho Killer" on night 30 of his Madison Square Garden run.

Bonus points for the Knicks' Jalen Brunson walking out to present him with a banner. Basketball and pop stardom collided and honestly? We're not mad.

5. Pete Davidson And Elsie Hewitt Went Full Sopranos With Baby Scottie

Per E! News, the exes reunited for their daughter's first Halloween. Ten-month-old Scottie was Tony Soprano in the hot tub, complete with a rubber ducky and a light-up "Bada Bing!" sign.

Pete went as Paulie Walnuts and Elsie as Christopher Moltisanti. The pair say they're "cooperatively co-parenting," and this is co-parenting with ATTENTION to detail.

4. SNL Paid Tribute To Patrick Stewart

A quieter moment, but a lovely one. Page Six reports SNL aired a clip of Stewart hosting in 1994, enthusiastically introducing Salt-N-Pepa, days after his death at 86.

It was a warm reminder of how much joy he brought to everything he touched. Sir Patrick, we'll miss you.

3. Marty Erlichman's Barbra Streisand Story Is Pure Hollywood

Deadline reports that Erlichman, who discovered Barbra Streisand and managed her for more than 60 years, has died at 97. Streisand said the two never even had a contract.

Early on, he reportedly flew to Detroit at his own expense and covered a $25 difference so she'd get dinners with her club gig. That's the kind of loyalty you can't write.

2. Harry Styles Went Full Pizza Rat, Then Had To Change

Back to Harry, because the man delivered. For his Halloween "Harryween" show, he dressed as the viral 2015 Pizza Rat and carried a slice onstage, even playing guitar with rat-claw nails, says The Hollywood Reporter.

Then the suit got too hot, so he swapped to rat ears, a tail and an "I'm a rat" tee. After the show ended, he stayed onstage about 20 more minutes, eating pizza and dancing with his band. The 30-show farewell was iconic AND emotional.

1. Andrew Shue And Marilee Fiebig Married Weeks After Their Exes

This is the plot twist of the weekend. Page Six reports the "Melrose Place" actor and the attorney tied the knot at their New Jersey farm, just weeks after their exes, Amy Robach and T.J. Holmes, married in September.

The pair got together in 2023 after Robach and Holmes' workplace romance was exposed. Shue told People, "there's a happy ending." Two couples, one scandal, two weddings. We could not have scripted this.

The Tea ☕

Harry Styles ended his MSG residency as Pizza Rat, with a surprise "Psycho Killer" cover.
Shue and Fiebig married weeks after their exes, Robach and Holmes.
Hollywood said goodbye to Patrick Stewart and Marty Erlichman.

So that's our ranking. Is the Shue-Fiebig wedding twist really No. 1, or does Pizza Rat deserve the crown? Drop YOUR ranking in the comments.